@mkshft on Twitter

• Victoria Day weekend. Yeah. http://t.co/qx5luRWZ 7 hours ago

• RT @tylerconium: I hate when smart people act dumb 1 day ago

• Everyone needs to watch this, and perhaps learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE... http://t.co/8DamQLfw 2 days ago

• @TylerIngram Agreed. 2 days ago

• @gazalle @melaniamunx That wouldn't work... usually she ends up eating all my chocolates... 2 days ago

• Today is make bad decisions at work day. http://t.co/lN5M4pzO 2 days ago

• Dammit. Played Rebecca Black's "Friday" to a coworker who's never seen it. Now it's stuck in my head. Figures. 2 days ago

• @SeeTrotman Oooh yeah. Tonight. Yeah, I'm still down if @melaniamunx is. I'll DM you our numbers. 2 days ago

• Must keep eyes on coffee. Someone might steal it! http://t.co/TbPOTkv5 2 days ago

• 17 May, 2012 http://t.co/OlztMcUU (via @EverydayApp) 2 days ago